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Statement of intention.

What I hoped to achieve this year.

Well, everybody likes to pass, just pass and no more. However, I would like to get a higher standard, get awards and have fun. This year I would like to read more books and learn about their structure and become a better author and create better storytelling. I used to write about toilets and underpants in primary school, now I want to grow up and write about more important things.

 

I would like to be more organised and have better communication skills as I progress through-out the year. If I have achieved that I reckon I would become Invincible!

No one could stop me not even if you think of beating me.

 

One of my other achievements of the year is to get a Nintendo Wii and finish Zelda as quickly as possible but if you think about that it would get boring.

Ha! This is exactly 150 words. (not including this bit)

Ellen Anderson 9D

The Best Thing I saw on TV this week

The Best Thing I saw on TV this week was The Glass House

It wan’t a new episode, but it showed best bits. Like Wearing Thongs ( On your feet ) was bad for your health. Wil Anderson wasn’t too happy about this “Moversand Shakers” because he wears thongs all the time.

 The best Segments i thought was the Headlines and Rouges Gallery and 2nd Rate Media Watch and the Question On The Glass House and The Trophy and “Later on the Glass House” ( In other words all of them.)

I also like when Dave Hughes pretends to be something and wears a mask or a Wig. One time he was a Meat Pie and people ask him questions like “what does it feel like to be eaten.”

Other favorite shows are Spicks and Specks, My name is Earl and Futurama. ( The Plank is on tomorrow but i wanted to write about it…  >.< )

urban legend: The Curse of the Leprechaun.

This is based on a true story.

Once apon a time there was a smug Real Estate agent whose name was Frank Sullivan who lived the high life. He had never failed selling a property. One day Someone decided to sell a mansion on the dooms day street in Ireland. Since Frank was so up him self, he deiced to sell the house.

“Your’e must be crazy,” said one of his colleagues. “No-one has lived there since 1892.” Frank just laughed and said. “Lord hasn’t built a house I can’t sell.”

So Frank went to Ireland were the mansion laid, just on the foot of Mount Doom. He was showing a keen gentlemen the house. The man was getting keen on the house. So he bought it. Just as he was signing the papers, he was screaming and tearing his hair out and ran far up Mount Doom . “I wonder whats wrong with him?” Frank thought as he watched the man who was running to the crater of Mount Doom.

Person After Person who nearly bought the house they ended screaming and running up Mount Doom.

Frank started to get agitated was thinking of buying the house. Then there was a voice in his head.

” Buy the h…o…u…s…e” said a little man’s voice in his head.

” Why- why would I want to do tha-” Frank questioned

” Just do it.” the voice answered.

“No I, I don’t have a good feeling about this hou-”

” Do you want to live or not?” the voice interrupted

After a while Frank was getting tired of arguing with the voice so he bought the house. Sudennly there was screaming in his head it was getting unbearable so he screamed and the voice returned in his head. And he blacked out.

” Well done, now go, go to Mount Doom. Just a little further. Thats right. Open, open your eyes.”

Frank opened his eyes he couldn’t belived what he saw. There was stakes and on top each of them was a leprechaun’s head. And there was a sign written in blood it said,

” Ye whom catch and kill leprechauns and drink thier blood thou will be lucky and thou would be rich and selfish.”

Behind the stakes there where all the corps of people who bought the house between the ages and on each of thier backs there was a four-leaf clover scared with blood. Sudennly a small figure jumped on his back and dragged a knife in a shape of a four leaf clover on his back.

” Thou shall not kill us for ye own needs” the little man said.

No-one nows what happened to Frank to this day.

descriptive People

Lockie is a teenage boy whom has a lot of teenage problems, like Moving into a new town and making new friends. And he whooops (na just kidding ^o^ ) He thinks his dad is a threat to his social life.

Viki is popular girl "who cares about the environment" but she smokes. She hangs around with 17 year old bogans and plays smart. Like, Get Smart. ( I love that show.)

 Mr.Leonard is the new police man in town and he "might have dental problems"  He feels over protective over his son.

Phil Leonard is lockies younger brother. He has bedwetting promblems and he wants to stop the problems by using suns.

John East is the socail guy, in lockies new school. He is a Sarcastic bugger and he helped lockie to form his new surfing club.